You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy birthday to someone I already said happy birthday to.
From 18 to 35 she needs good looks.
Funny Getting Old Happy Birthday Quotes. That is all society can stand-Bob Bowen. These happy birthday quotes are a good mix of humorous inspirational and funny happy birthday sayings that comment on youth middle age and old age. I tell them a paternity suit.
Old age a regret. A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. From eighteen to thirty-five she needs good looks.
23 All your birthday parties will also be meaningless if you dont have friends like me to enjoy them. When you become old your toys would become antiques. Waist becomes broader and mind becomes narrow.
Happy birthday to someone who was not welcomed into the world via tweet or a Facebook update. The 50 funniest birthday quotes curated quotes your birthday reminds me of the old chinese scholar yung no mo unknown birthday cake calories don t count unknown you know you re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake top 20 very funny birthday quotes quotes and humor below are some of the funny birthday quotes may your life be long and useful like a tissue. Funny Quotes about Getting Old thatll Make You Laugh.
I hope your birthday is as amazing as what your current life appears to be on social media. Happy day to receive Facebook notifications 24 hours a day. Happy Birthday Funny Birthday Blow 11 Copy quote The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age.
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you. Happy Birthday my relic of a friend. Funny Birthday Age Quotes and Birthday Getting Old Quotes Funny Birthday Quotes On Age Getting Old Quotes People ask me what Id most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday.
Enjoy the trip-Author Unknown You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. You might have done all in your young age but you forget it when you grow old. Happy birthday and thanks for the invite.
Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old old people quotes old people sayings and old people proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. If you want to find the other picture or article about Funny. A fitting birthday quote is also a great way to poke some fun at someone.
Benjamin Disraeli Coningsby From birth to eighteen a girl needs good parents. Its like See if you can blow this out-Jerry Seinfeld We are only young once. 24 In your birthday gift I have slipped a few phone numbers of beauty and skin specialists.
Old People Sayings and Quotes. Youth is a blunder manhood a struggle. Happy Birthday Old Man Quotes These birthday quotes are all about getting older and old age so should be perfect to tease and poke fun at a male friend of yours.
From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. Try one of these that talk about age and getting older.