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I would say Happy New Year but its not happy.
Funny No New Year New Me Quotes. In all your decisions let wisdom be For your success you hold the key. Its New Year once more the day that we all make a host of bad conscience inducing promises also known as common New Year resolutions like I will not eat 6 donuts a day I will do exercise once or twice next year I will spend at least 4 hours a day away from my TV. Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar you present a new place for new ideas and progress.
My goal in 2021 is to accomplish the goals I set in 2020 which I should have done in 2019 because I made a promise in 2018 which I planned in 2017. Stay committed to your decisions but stay flexible in your approach. To tolerate fools more gladly provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
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Funny new years resolutions hilarious 2021 images. Cant wait to waste another year. Dear 2020 make sure you dont come up with temporary people.
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May all your troubles last as long as your new years resolutions. May you learn how to use your brain better than never in the upcoming year. New Years Day is every mans birthday Charles Lamb Youth is when youre allowed to stay up late on New Years Eve.
Anais Nin New Years Resolution. Can wait to waste another year. Successfully wasted 358 days of 2020 8 more to go.
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Before the sun sets in this day before the memories fade in. Every new year I resolve to lose 20 pounds and I do the problems is that I gain 20. All I wish to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night Happy New Year.
If youre feeling extra desperate for a laugh and who isnt here are 50 jokes so bad that you cant help but giggle. Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on. Im so excited for 2021.
Funny jokes for new years eve. This new year greeting is sent to you Let your dreams this year come true. I made no resolutions for the New Year.
Middle age is when youre forced to Bill Vaughn An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. Top Funny New Years Resolutions Hilarious Quotes and Jokes. New Years is just a holiday created by calendar companies that dont want you reusing last years calendar.