Wish the newly-weds a lifetime of love happiness and prosperity in a fun and exciting matter with wedding wishes funny for newly married couples. I married for love but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored Cameron Esposito If these funny marriage quotes are making you laugh try.
Marriage is like vitamins.
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage half shut afterwards. A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other. Funny Engagement and Wedding Quotes.
Funny wedding wishes for newly-wed couple. Will Ferrell Says Test Them With Slow Internet. Love is a grave mental disease Plato.
The smell of cigarettes is hard to hideMcDonalds breath is harder Marriage Tip. Funny quotes for couples getting married. Go ahead and be two crazy people in a loving marriage.
When you first get married they open the car door for you. Oh yeah this brings out the worst in people. Health is the first wealth the second one is the happy marriage.
Here are some funny marriage advice and quotes youll love. A happier man loves the girl he marries anonymous. Only the husband and the wife know what goes into their marriage.
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Marriage takes lots of work but that doesn t mean you can t find the humor in it. If thats what youre looking for go live with a car battery Erma Bombeck American comedian. Have a great life ahead.
The most important four words for a successful marriage. Well Im not sure who would rally against this but why bother women should really do the shopping no buts no ifs. For marriage to be a success every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom.
Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops. Can we eat at this time Generally I love you more than I want to repress. I knew you two were madly in love with each other but didnt think that youll be mad enough to marry.
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50 Super funny marriage quotes for couples 1 I love being married. Here are my top 25 funny marriage quotes and wedding sayings not ranked. Vacuuming I love you etc.
When I said I do I didnt mean laundry. A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships all the enjoyment of sense and reason and indeed all the sweets of life Joseph Addison A happy man marries the girl he loves. Its so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them Ogden Nash. There are two tests for a happy marriage.
Eighteen years nowonce he opened the car door for me in the last four years-we were on the freeway at the time Joan Rivers.